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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 02:31

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
What is the best AI tool for interior design?
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
What are mean nicknames to call my sister? She is always so mean to me.
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What are some reasons why men may not want to date a woman who can pay her own bills?
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
If you have curly hair, when should you brush it?
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
No go.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
Still no good.